If you're like me,raped in front of husband sex videos you've reached a point where there's not a Star Warsscene in the galaxy you haven't wielded as a Zoom background.
You've meandered through variousBojack Horsemansettings too, and you've even plucked every last custom-made background the Mashable team has painstakingly put together for schmucks like me. But these are too good. You want something truly weird.
SEE ALSO: Here’s how to change your Zoom backgroundBehold, a bunch of free stock images that will make everyone uncomfortable — without being inappropriate. You can click on each image to get to the free version on each stock image platform, because you really shouldn't be shelling out $500 for a flight of fancy in these troubled times.
Look, I even tried some out for you.
We're past regular meetings, people. Time to get freaky.
1. These two scoundrels
Credit: PIXABAY Pop your face in the middle and off you go, y'scamps.
2. This creepy gnome
Credit: Getty Images Don't explain to anyone why he's there. Just arrive.
3. An oddly relatable head
Credit: Vinicius "amnx" Amano on Unsplash Same, buddy. Same.
4. This cheeky reveal
Credit: Nick Wehrli FROM PEXELS Position yourself in front of the inexplicable T-rex at this stunning waterfall and reveal it mid-meeting for a little treat.
5. This extremely Invasion of the Body Snatchers workplace
Credit: Getty Images Bet you don't miss IRL workplaces now, do you?
6. This handy visual cue
Credit: Katya Austin from unsplash Perfect for a soundless affirmative. Just move your head and let the plant-surrounded thumb do the work.
7. This casual scare
Credit: Pedro Figueras from Pexels HELLO. LET'S START THE MEETING.
8. These shoulder angels
Credit: scott webb from PEXELS Advice from all sides with these fluffy bois, who sit just right on each shoulder.
9. Three plush Kermits
Credit: PIXABAY You're the See No Evil Kermit, got it?
Out of ideas? Try making one yourself.