Karen Pence,rappers teen sex video businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit.
That's why she founded That's My Towel! Charm, Inc., a company that — no joke — makes shiny metal charms for you to attach to your beach towels. So you can tell which one is yours. Which beach towel.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable On the company website, Pence details the horrors of mixing up your beach towel with another beach towel ... or worse, a bath towel.
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"Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone!" she writes.
Unimaginable.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable That's My Towel! charms come in a variety of categories, including "Animals," "Transportation," "Coffee" and "Travel" (which is different than transportation).
And if you and a loved one purchase the same That's My Towel! charm, fret not: simply get initial charms to distinguish between your towels.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Will there be a new That's My Towel! in the shape of the Trump/Pence logo? Fingers crossed.
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