James Comey's testimony may never bring President Trump down or mother son exchange program sex videossave our democracy from crumbling into the earth, but, hey, let's look at the bright side: at least it'll make a pretty good movie.
The former FBI director's prepared remarks were rich with political intrigue, shadowy subtext and a bunch of random clock references. It's the perfect cocktail for an enjoyably awful blockbuster movie.
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Obviously, feel free to voice your opinion about them. But remember: We want your loyalty. We expect your loyalty.
We'll also settle for your honest loyalty, whatever the hell that is.
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