We'd like to direct everyone's attention to Hot Costco Dad,??? ? ?? who made his first Costco haul ever last weekend and cannot be more excited over $8 sausages.
The internet is developing a collective crush on Tom Musto, a father who visited the wholesale chain for his weekly Sunday dinner groceries and was absolutely shocked at how cheap everything was.
In a genuinely wholesome video posted by his son TJ, Musto marveled at the massive jars of marinara sauce and cheap cuts of meat he lugged home.
"How much are those sausages?" another voice in the video asks.
"These sausages I think were eight bucks," Musto exclaimed, giddy with the satisfaction of a good deal. "Stephanie said she's getting me a Costco's card for my birthday."
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According to TJ, his dad's friend Stephanie first brought him to the wholesale paradise. Musto throws big dinners to close the weekend, and usually buys ingredients at local supermarket chains.
"He called me when he was there and said, 'TJ, have you ever heard of Costco?'" TJ said through Twitter DMs. "I laughed and said 'Yes Dad everyone's heard of Costco.'"
Other Twitter users pointed out how heartwarming the whole video was.
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But others on this unendingly horny hell site got an eyeful of Musto and tried to shoot their shot.
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TJ isn't weirded out by the internet's newfound thirst for his father, though.
"He's newly single so I’m always trying to up his confidence," TJ said. "He loves it, even though he’s trying to downplay it all. He's real humble."
He's also grateful that Twitter showed so much love to his dad, since "the internet is quick to become a negative place."
"I'm glad this video didn't somehow find its way to that," TJ said.
Forget makeup haul videos. We'd absolutely watch Tom Musto gush about his latest Costco seafood hauls.
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