Joe Jonas has a lot in common with his ex Gigi Hadid's new squeeze,erotic zombies sex videos Zayn Malik. For instance, he used to be in a boy band and wants you to know that he's totally had sex.
Jonas spoke candidly about losing his virginity, the Jonas Brothers breakup and which Jonas brother has the biggest dick in his illuminating Reddit AMA yesterday. He also self-identifies as a "former flat iron hair model," for what it's worth.
SEE ALSO: Joe Jonas on having fun with DNCE and his ultimate Christmas sweaterJonas, who shed his purity ring years ago, sort of confirms that he lost his virginity to Twilightactress Ashley Greene by telling you to trust search engines.
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"I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it," he writes. "It's pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is."
He then extolls the virtues of safe sex in an anecdote about disrespecting his roommate's property.
It's quite the great story because I didn't have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack's room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.
Joe is happy for you to continue believing he is the "Jonas Bro thats hangin the most meat in his skinny jeans?" However, he, fortunately, doesn't have the data to back up such a claim.
"I like to think so," he responded. "Although, it's not often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the Internet to believe that I'm still killin' it."
The AMA was timed to coordinate with the release of DNCE's new video for "Body Moves" in which Jonas makes a sex tape and everyone seems to have a nice time making out and stuff.
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