When the urge to subtweet is girls having phone sex on videotoo great to bear, step back, take a deep breath and DM someone who'll do it for you.
Good samaritan Corey Kindberg put out a call on his personal Twitter account for subtweets that people are too afraid to tweet themselves.
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With the cover of anonymity on their side, people flooded Kindberg's message inbox with their unfiltered grievances.
The resulting thread is truly a delight to behold:
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Thank you for your service, Kindberg.
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