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If I had a dollar for every genuinely funny tweet that was tweeted,??? ?? ????? ??? I'd probably reach billionaire status, a la Kylie.

Instead of money, we getlaughter, which is arguably better than money. Just kidding. Unlike most of our bank accounts, though, funny tweets are bottomless.

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We must warn you: laughter could occur from viewing these tweets. If you're trying to remain stoic at your desk while pretending to work right now, these carefully selected gems might blow your cover.

1. Dog owners will get it.

2. Finally, an essay I can get behind wholeheartedly.

3. For those who've wondered what Elon Musk would look like with a pixie cut:

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4. It really does feel like spring is gonna flake on us.

5. This old video of Taylor Swift's reaction to being asked if she smokes weed is definitely a big fibbing-at-the-doctor's-office mood.

6. Who can resist a baby saying something they definitely shouldn't?

7. If given a choice, I will always choose a 1995 hit single that is now only played ironically.

8. It's "Nine in the Afternoon" somewhere, right?

9. The Ashley vs. Ashleigh discrepancy thickens.

10. As a first time viewer of this performance, it's my civil duty to make sure everyone stops what they're doing and watches it:

11. Someone alert TurboTax of this new clause ASAP.

12. When Pizza Hut tries to be trendy on Twitter:

13. Lady Bird does her own stunts.

14. This story :*)

15. We can all relate.

16. Finally, a musical more relatable than Wicked.

17. And no Twitter roundup is complete without a contribution from jaboukie:

OK, you can go back to whatever you were doing now. We just really needed you to see these tweets before they get swallowed by the twittersphere, never to invoke laughter, or at the very least, a reluctant exhale, ever again.

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