Imagine you're captured by a Dothraki army. Would you set the khals ablaze and sex with crossdressers videosexpand your already massive forces, or would you just probably die?
If the latter seems more like you, you're not ready to be a real mother of dragons. You could, however, be the mother of a dragon candle.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable To hatch your dragon candle, simply light the wick and wait. Yes, that is it. You do not have to participate in any battles. You do not need to carry your candle egg into your lover's funeral pyre. You do not even need to eat any hearts.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Plus, these baby dragons are super cute. They wouldn't murder a fly!
And they even come in a variety of colors. You could end up mothering a green, black or a red dragon, which you can then name after your own fallen relatives.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Beware, though: these dragons will not come bail you out of trouble. If you want that perk, you'll just have to go through the rigor of becoming a real Khaleesi.
Dragon egg candles can be found at Firebox. The store also sells dinosaur egg candles, in case you were interested in also becoming a Mother of Dinos.
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