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The House Intelligence Committee's hearing with FBI director James Comey on Monday was easily one of the most surreal moments in American history/CSPAN-3 in recent memory. A presidential campaign under investigation for potentially colluding with a foreign adversary. An FBI Director rejecting the POTUS' claim that the former POTUS illegally wiretapped him.
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Shortly after the Comey hearing, journalist Sarah Kendzior began to speculate who would play who in #TrumpRussiaTheMovie and Twitter filled in the rest. Here's their best guesses as well, as a few of our own.
Donald Trump
You already know.
Via GiphyCarter Page
@sarahkendzior Paul Bettany as Carter Page? #TrumpRussiatheMovie pic.twitter.com/3F7Dw7GJqg
— Newt🦎 (@newtist55) March 20, 2017
Rudy Giuliani
This guy for Rudy Giuliani. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/2MENj9AtAj
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 20, 2017
James Comey
Kyle Chandler as James Comey
Credit: rex/variety/shutterstock and ap/rex/shutterstock Steve Bannon
Russell Crowe as Steve Bannon. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/whdPyp2sni
— Thomas Ley (@thomas_ley) March 20, 2017
Rex Tillerson
#TrumpRussiaTheMovie James Brolin as Rex Tillerson pic.twitter.com/zliVPQeHdQ
— ⚡️Debbie⚡️ (@DebJ7171) March 20, 2017
Paul Manafort
Christopher Walken as Manafort #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/uRtJk9FkMs
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) March 20, 2017
Roger Stone
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Mike Flynn
.@sarahkendzior Harry Dean Stanton as Michael Flynn. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/ZAwAV6U567
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) March 20, 2017
Sergey Kilsyak
Jeff Bridges as Sergey Kislyak
Credit: media punch/rex/shutterstock and ap/rex/shutterstock Kellyanne Conway
@sarahkendzior @denisleary as Kellyanne Conway #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/wMUNctcNeX
— Pauline (@Passie_Kracht) March 20, 2017
Devin Nunes
Young Seth Rogen as Devin Nunes
Credit: youtube/monisivais/ap/rex/shutterstock Sebastian Gorka
.@sarahkendzior Any room for Ricky Gervais as Seb Gorka? #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/0pEpfQ59Vd
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) March 20, 2017
Sean Spicer
John Heard as Spicer. #trumprussiathemovie @sarahkendzior pic.twitter.com/onjRw9ax4R
— Meaghan Walsh Gerard (@mwgerard) March 20, 2017
Adam Schiff
@sarahkendzior Michael Keaton for Schiff? pic.twitter.com/xgosxry9pw
— Nick Turner (@NickTurner13) March 20, 2017
You're welcome, Hollywood. Now someone get Mr. Peanut's agent on the phone.
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