After much anticipation and sex video animal hand job compilationplenty of problems, the Rio 2106 Olympics Opening Ceremony kicked off on Friday night.
But don't worry -- if you happened to have a life and missed the thrilling ceremony, we've got everything you missed right here.
From thermal blankets to creepy spiders, here's all the action from the opening ceremony of the 2016 Rio Olympics. (Note: These are all totally accurate descriptions.)
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1. Thermal blankets
Credit: AFP/Getty Images 2. Fireworks, duh
Credit: AFP/Getty Images 3. Russian athlete's urine samples
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4. A big paper plate
Credit: AFP/Getty Images 5. Massive spiders
Credit: GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images 6. The Matrix
Credit: OLIVIER MORIN/AFP/Getty Images 7. A sweet weave
Credit: KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV/AFP/Getty Images 8. Parkour!
Via Giphy9. It was actually pretty sweet
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10. Gisele Bündchen walked
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11. Then there was basically a rave
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12. There was fisting
Credit: Christian Petersen/Getty Images 13. And a big cock
Credit: Clive Mason/Getty Images 14. There were wigs
Credit: Jamie Squire/Getty Images 15. Each country was led in by bicycle
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16. There were really big cheese graters
Credit: Julian Finney/Getty Images 17. Thankfully, there was dabbing
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18. And a beautiful man, covered in oil
Credit: getty images 19. Of course the rings were also revealed
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